– We are going to get the talk in school today.
– Uh, okay.
– I think they are going to show a video from Youtube.
– They are not going to show you a video from Youtube.
– Yes they are! Who does that?! Youtube! Really!
– They are not going to show you a video from Youtube. I am sure they have a lot of educational videos. (flashback to 5th grade, Mrs. Lower’s class, Mt. View Elementary).
– Well, that is what the 6th graders told us.
(Stupid 6th graders)
– Well the boys have to say penis 5 times without laughing.
(you’re shittin’ me, right)
– No, honey, they do not. (I mean seriously! I can’t do that at 37)!
– Yes they do!
– Let me guess, the 6th graders told you.
– Welp, look at that! The Baby is crying.
And I ran, I ran so far away.