Father of the Year Moment #653 – Change/Exchange:

Heather and one of the girls were going at it again at 7:30 a.m. when I intervene:

Me: That’s it! I am picking out your clothes today!

(I pick the ugliest shirts I can find)

Girls: No, dad!

M: I am sick of this arguing.

*off to school with them.

4 p.m. Text from Heather:

Just so you know, they changed shirts at school.

This fatherhood thing is hard. Danny Tanner and and Charles Ingalls are full of shit.