“Pull!” Or “Shot down – again.”

Back when my wife was pregnant for the 3rd time…

In the doctor’s office:

Me: Man, there are no men’s pregnancy magazines. I should make one that deals with men issues.

Heather: There is one.

D: Really?

H: Yeah, it’s called “shut the hell up!”

Nurse: Good one!

Did I mention that she absolutely loved pregnancy.