Ten things I learned today about my kids and the Super Nintendo Classic:

1. They are spoiled brats.

2. It is amazing they have friends. If I were their age, I would not be their friend.

3. “Dad! How do you play?!” Seriously! Mash buttons until you get it. How helpless can you get?

4. “This looks funny!” Yeah, well, it was made in 1991. By the way, you look funny!

5. “Dad! Something is wrong!” Yeah it says “press start”.

6. “This cord is too short.” Sit on the damn floor like normal children.

7. It is a two-player game; that just means we take turns playing.

8. It is a two-player game; get out of my space.

9. It is a two-player game; we are not on the same team, we are fighting each other.

10. His name is Yoshi; he is not a horse! No, I don’t know why a dinosaur is in the game!

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

Create a website or blog at WordPress.com

Up ↑

Chahinkapa Athletic Club

Youth Competitive Track & Field Club

Deliberately Human

Thoughts on life and living purposefully

lovemamashakes.wordpress.com/

A journey of self love, health, healing and motherhood wrapped into one beautiful life

I Raise Businesses + Babies

Making Mommy Moves,Melo-Drama & Marketing

MyNBASource

Latest Basketball News for YOU.

Parenting a Monster.

Parenting a small child is not easy.

denise's Resume Service

Personalized & Innovative Resume's

Storyshucker

A blog full of humorous and poignant observations.

J. A. Allen

Scribbles on Cocktail Napkins

%d bloggers like this: