(Written at 39 weeks pregnant with baby #4)
1. You could have made the human gestational period any length of time. You’re God. But 40 weeks? I feel like that was overkill.
2. I get that women have a nesting instinct. However, would it be too much to ask to let some of that rub off on the men? I am plotting my husband’s death right now because he is ignoring an entire “honey-do” list in favor of playing some mid-life-crisis-throw-back video game. That brings me to
3. I appreciate that you have a sense of humor, but making David my soulmate? Not cool Big Man.