At the basketball game during halftime with the girls:
“Can I get a drink?”
Heather (frantically questioning my sanity ): David! Where are they going!
“To the water fountain. Cut the cord!”
5 minutes later:
Fellow spectator: “Uh, Heather…”
OH MY GOD, DAVID!
And there were the girls, standing in the middle of the court.
This is why we can’t go in public.