May 7th, 2011,
Have you ever explained to your wife the greatest idea ever (in your head) only to have her stare at you like you are a complete idiot. Then she tells her best friend your plan and her friend agrees that you are a complete idiot. I need a son (not in the near future).
(fast forward to February 5th, 2015)
Now I have a son. and he treats me as if I am an idiot.
(fast forward to February 5th, 2018)
Now I have two sons who think I am an idiot.
What. The. Hell.