When mommy is away, daddy is in charge.
When daddy us in charge, daddy makes non-Newtonian fluid to impress his daughters.
When daddy makes non-Newtonian fluid, there is a mess.
When there is a mess, daddy cleans it up.
When daddy cleans it up, daddy isn’t thorough enough.
When daddy isn’t that thorough, mommy finds out.
When mommy finds out, the kids sell daddy out.
Don’t leave daddy with the kids.