Father of the Year Moment #261: Oedipus Complex.

As soon as I start talking to my wife, Heather:

My son: ma, mom, ma, ma, mom, ma, mom, mom!

Heather: What!

(He points to random object): Wook. (Look)

Wow, Honey!

He looks at me with a shit grin – wait! He has my shit grin!

(7 seconds of Silence)

Me: So anyway…

Ma, mom, mom, ma, ma, mom, ma, ma, mom!

Can you believe this shit?

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