Father of the Year Moment #429: Money Tree

Breaking out the winter stuff when I suddenly turn into Rosie (Mom):

Seriously! You’ve got to be shittin’ me! How does this happen?! Why don’t I go to my money tree in the back yard and pick off $29.99. I would just love it if something could last 2 seasons! Is that too much to ask?!

Of course this conversation takes place in my head – because no one else cares.