“The Foghorn” or “Inside voice, please”

Why in the hell is my second-born so damn loud?!

I mean, seriously. I am standing right next to the girl, and she is talking at me like we are in a cheering soccer stadium! She has absolutely no inside voice.

“Hey, Foghorn! You need to whisper!”

“Okay!”

Then she proceeds to talk to me in a normal voice – believing that she is whispering.

Sweet Baby Jesus – my baby can’t even whisper!

I put the baby to sleep:

“HEY DAD! DID YOU SEE THAT SQUIRELL RUNNING ACROSS THE STREET!”

The family is eating dinner:

“MAN! THESE ROLLS SURE ARE GOOD!”

Driving down the street:

“WOW! THAT IS ONE BIG SNOW HILL!”

I don’t want to hurt this girl’s feelings, but Good Gravy, there just isn’t enough earplugs to go around.

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  1. Pretty sure she gets this from her mother (i love you heather, but you know it’s true.) If you haven’t heard the Ugly Shoes story, lemme know…

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