Ten Things I Have Noticed About Myself When I am Totally Pissed Off at my Wife.

1. I am most likely pissed off about something that is very trivial (in the grand scheme of things).
2. I am so stubborn, that I have strung an argument longer than I should have.
3. While angry, I have concocted 99 other reasons why she is wrong and does not deserve my company. Around 98.5 are totally untrue (it is the other way around).
4. A simple, “I am sorry,” Or, “this is stupid” would’ve ended the argument, but I am too good for that shit.
5. Most, if not all, of the arguments begin because she screwed something up trying to make life easier for me.
6. In an act of desperation, and not being able to prove or articulate my point, I will grab a dictionary/thesaurus/reference guide to make Heather look like she does not know what she is talking about.
7. During the argument, the more time I spend apart from Heather, the more time I have to feaster and contemplate negativity (neither of which are constructive nor relative to the issue at hand).

8. I should just go to the gym.

9. I have probably not eaten enough carbs.

10. I should consider the fact that we both are at a point in our lives where sleep is not much of an option. I should probably shut my mouth as living with me qualifies her for sainthood.

Bonus:

She is right,

She is right,

She is right.

Well, shit.