Father of the Year Moment #301: The Grasshopper Becomes the Teacher!

While talking with Heather, Afro #2 is staring at me with a very disappointed look on her face:

What!

You said a naughty word!

No I didn’t.

Yes you did!

Oh yeah, what did I s…

Shit!

(Pause)

Sorry.

…and as she walked away from me with that disappointed look, I prayed that she would send me to my room for the rest of the night.

Nope.