My Oldest Daughter Gives Me This Poem as a Gift:

“Wow, this is nice.”

“Good. It took me a lot of time to find it.”

(puzzled) “Find it?”

“Yea! You did not think I wrote that myself did you?”

(Still puzzled)

“There is no way I can write like that. (Proud) But I found it on the Internet!”

Plagiarism? Really?! Her parents are English teachers. What will the neighbors think?!