When you put the kids to bed, and you are trying to watch the playoffs…

Thunder strikes in the distance…

Weatherman: Breaking news, there is a thunderstorm warning for the following counties… I said thunderstorm. Let me spell it:

T…

H…

U…

5 minutes later:

Lets look at the doppler radar. A thunderstorm is moving through the region. Not the next region, this one. I am going to get you back to your show, but I need to first tell you about the type of trees that may come down with these strong winds.

(names all species of trees)

10 minutes later…

So once again, I need to tell you all of the towns in each county that are effected…

(names 80 counties with populations for each)

So that is it, back to your regularly scheduled programming.

Wait.

We have a new cooler radar to show you. Look at that swoop…see that? That is called the narcissistic swoop it happens every time there is turbulent weather. Not sure why it is named that though…

10 minutes later.

That’s it for now. I am not going to interrupt until 30 minutes from now.

3 minutes later.

Whoa, one more county is under the thunderstorm watch. If you do not know how to spell it, it is:

T…

H…

U…

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