The ongoing negotiations to pull out a loose tooth:
“You’re going to make it hurt!”
“No. I am not. Why would I do that? Do you think I would enjoy that?”
“Yes!”
(Damn. Touché)
“Well I won’t. Tie this string on it.”
(She does)
“It’s stuck!”
(Sucker)!
“Give me the string!”
She will not give the string. We are currently still in negotiations.
Stay tuned…
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