“Dad, where is mom?”
“She went away, she is thinking about getting tickets for a trip.”
“What? What trip?”
“To Bisnas.”
“What? Where?”
“Bisnas.”
“Is that a country?”
“Yes, next to Uzbeckistan. Duh.”
*Confusion*
“What city?”
“Nunya.”
*Confusion*
“DAD!”
UffdaBlack - Adventures in Parenting 
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