Kid #1: Only the best for him. Look good, play good, right?
Kid #2: Hmmm… Well, it does fit; and (kid #1) only used it a few times…
Kid #3: That cost how much?! Oh heyell naw; I got one right here; put this on. I said, put. it. on!
Kid #4: I don’t give a damn if it does have a hole in it, you want to play (the sport), right?! Where is my duct tape?