*My eldest, thinking she is big shit after beating Super Mario Brothers Wii…
Me: Let’s see how great you are with the original Mario Brothers…
You have to go one at a time?
Wait, 3 lives and you start over?
I have to do all of that again?
Wait, you can’t go backwards?
What are the other powers (there are none)?
There is no ice power?
You can’t fly?
Why is he so blocky?
How’d you get in that secret area?
How do you know all this?
What the heck! Why did the mushroom go the other way?
I don’t like this.