Oldest daughter, grossed out:
“Put a shirt on!”
(Bouncing my pecs) “Why should I? I look damn good for my age!”
“Okay, that is just weird”
“Pretty sure your friends’ moms don’t think so…”
“What!”
“That’s right! I am funny, good looking, and I rock the muscles; sorry, but I got it all. (Double bicep) I’m a hot dad…”
*shocked and mortified*
“Mom!”
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