Father of the Year Moment #723 – Why are we so damn old?!!!

Oldest daughter walks downstairs wearing an unapproved outfit:

Me: Jesus! You look like Scary Spice!

“Who?”

“…from the Spice Girls?”

“Spice…what..?”

“Seriously?”

“Who are the Spice Girls?”

“Look it up on The Google!”

(Looks up video “Wannabe”)

“Ooooooh! That’s who sings that song.”