Entrepreneurship or “Money Doesn’t Grow on Trees”

“Dad, I want to make money. Can I see if one of the neighbors will pay me to shovel their driveway?”

“No. You can’t even do a good job on your own driveway. No one will pay you for that.”

(confused) “Why not?”

“Well, if you walk into a hair salon and the stylist has a super ugly haircut, would you let her cut your hair?”

“No way!”

“Well, then why do you think no one will hire you to shovel?”

(seriously confused) “Because I have a super ugly haircut?”

She struggles.

3 Questions Heather has for the Creator for when she (God willing) gets to the Pearly Gates:

(Written at 39 weeks pregnant with baby #4)

1. You could have made the human gestational period any length of time. You’re God. But 40 weeks? I feel like that was overkill.

2. I get that women have a nesting instinct. However, would it be too much to ask to let some of that rub off on the men? I am plotting my husband’s death right now because he is ignoring an entire “honey-do” list in favor of playing some mid-life-crisis-throw-back video game. That brings me to

3. I appreciate that you have a sense of humor, but making David my soulmate? Not cool Big Man.

Father of the year moment #164: Too smart for her own good.

Talking to the girls about our trip this summer:

Heather: You know what? We are going to go in an airplane!

Afro1: Whoa!

Afro2: Can I give the ticket to the conductor?

Heather: The pilot.

Me: The stewardess.

A2: The conductor!

Me: The stewardess.

A2: Conductors can be anywhere!

D&H: What?

A2: A band! They can be on a train, and in a band…

D: Band?

A2: Yeah!

H: Symphony.

D: Oh.

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