How do I keep my kids’ greedy-ass palms off of my food?
M&M’s
Jalapeño M&M’s
Father of the Year Moment #339 – Papá es un Asno:
Father of the Year Moment #365 – Dad Joke #1:
“Dad, where is mom?”
“She went away, she is thinking about getting tickets for a trip.”
“What? What trip?”
“To Bisnas.”
“What? Where?”
“Bisnas.”
“Is that a country?”
“Yes, next to Uzbeckistan. Duh.”
*Confusion*
“What city?”
“Nunya.”
*Confusion*
“DAD!”
