1. Use the F-bomb: Because, hey, they have all heard it before.
2. Smoke: Gotta look cool/ get your fix at the park.
3. Blast music at full volume: I’ve often thought to myself, “I sure could go for a catchy tune right about now.”
4. Yell at your child across the park from a seated position: We all know that person.
5. Litter: Hey, they pay people to keep this place clean. “They” = the community, “pay” = tax dollars, and “this place” = public park.
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